Isaac and the Awkward Situations

So I had an idea to request this be written on a cake, and then just walk off with it.
But it didn’t work. The cake decorator delivered this:

Oh yeah, there’s no such thing as a free lunch, I thought. So I requested a new cake… that would say this:

Then he put this on a cake.

Ultimately, I asked for this on a cake.

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