They asked me to open because I play theremin. So for four performances I did some sci fi poetry and played some music.
Here are my drawings of the cast.
I wasn’t able to draw everyone, some people had very little stage time.
If you are interested in the lyrics to my Star Trek rap, which I will perform this Friday at Nerdlesque at cowfish, here you go!
Mugatu had some wicked horns
the metrons made kirk fight the gorn
after they destroyed the outpost on cestus 3
lursa and btor had a cleavage party
the salt vampire was SCARY
Lazarus was CRAZY
The game made everyone lazy
in the time war fight the ZINDI
wesley crusher was a clever bloke
general changs ship could fire while it was cloaked!
gotta love soren and his crazy theories
arex and mress were only in the animated series
the writers were forbidden to have conflict among the crew
so lets think up some villains to give us something to do
like the apes with spears from taurus 2
romulans, ferengi and klingons too
whats a day at work without a fistfight or two?
the federation is against violence
our mission is peaceful, our goal exploration
we report to our superiors at the space station
we never strike first, not even checkov
but we have been known to kick some ass when someone ticks us off
bog queen had a chilling grace
species 8472 was from fluid space.
squire of gothos what a tool
your a spoiled little kid don’t try and play me for a fool
Janice Lester switched bodies with kirk
he could eat anything among the stars
but he’s got crow on the menu if he messes with Picard
look out for data’s evil brother
lava monster horta turned out to be a mother
they first met the bog when q sent them out far
bastard armus killed Tasha Yar!
The crystalline entity consumes civilizations
omicron theta was a tasty little snack
it was destroyed by dr Marr
who wanted vengeance after an attack
For a peaceful mission, there sure were some epic fights
Repeat after me, there are four lights
If topless robot were still a thing, I’d submit this to impressive acts of nerdery!