Isaac and the Awkward Situations

Today I went to the Eugene public library and got to hear some sexy chemistry jokes from Christine McKinley. She also played us some lovely songs about physics in promoting her new book “Physics for Rock Stars.” She encourages girls to go into fields in the math and sciences because its awesome and they can make real money. She was certainly inspirational and quite funny. and she liked my quark joke. Maybe its time for me to begin performing again my old staple about heat death, “Only time will tell if intelligent life will survive the inevitable collapse of our universe,” in my live shows.