In the Spirit of Cracked’s Photoplasty, I bring you these three product boxes that don’t exist- but totally should! If you repost them please give me credit!
Dear Wizards of the Coast. I would love a job designing or developing magic cards. It is the most beautiful, fun and challenging game I have ever played. I think about it too much. Thank you for the many years of enjoyment it has given me, and the friendships I have made through your game. If you want to hire me, send me an email or call.
– Isaac Paris
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I am excited to announce I’m going on a short tour!

August 11, Usibelli Pavilion, Tanana Valley Fair- 12 pm 10$ to get into the fair.
August 15- Marlin with Craig Brookes of Paper Scissors and many special guests!
9pm, free (donations accepted)
August 17 Panorama Pizza between Denali and Cantwell, 11pm Free ( donations for gas accepted) with Sabe Flores on Cello and playing her originals
August 18 unknown time- unknown price. Trapper Creek Music fest. with Sabe!
My show lately has had my original comics and stand up comedy, as well as my jazzy piano originals and old timey banjo tunes. I have been playing covers from Tom Waits, the Decemberists, the Beatles, the Kinks, Leonard Cohen, Weezer and more!
Sabe brings a real touch of class to my songs, and she’s a super star who has honed her chops playing in numerous local bands including The Bacuntry Bruthers.
A couple years ago I watched one of my favorite recording bands play in a warehouse in Brooklyn. SCOTS put on a fantastic live show still, though they have been going strong for 28 years. Rick Miller, Dave Hartman, Mary Huff, and Tim Barnes had a guest play theremin. They did not hand out fried chicken.
More drawings coming soon.
I’m going to see Larry and his Flask tonight, so expect a new drawing of them soon. Here are some drawings from past years, Rasputina, Anatomy of Frank, and Young Fangs. Enjoy.
We fondly remember wonderful music and memories, Angry YOung and Poor has come to an end again. Though disappointing that Work and Sauy Yoda both canceled, amazing performances from Zingaro, Radioactivists, Netherfriends, Kizmet and the Phineas Gage more than made up for it.
Kizmet was really wonderful. Folk minimalism, two part harmonies and beat boxing. Reminds me of one of my favorite bands Coco Rosie.
Dante is a furiously talented Ukulele Player who tours Alaska. I saw him at Trapper Creek and at the Pub in Fairbanks. He plays swing and jazzy originals. he wasn’t at AYP, i just happened to find a drawing I made of him.
Pretty Birds that Kill: also didn’t play, but here is a drawing of them. 🙂
Hannah Corral: my hero, here she is rocking a guitar at Ivory Jacks with the Ba’Cuntry Bruthers
Jackie Chan!! a reunion of Three Chord Ho! Kendra, Jody and Amanda. they played a three song set, I don’t think any of them were old 3 Chord Ho! songs.
Unsupervised played rock covers, they are playing the fair too 8:30 August 8.
Netherfriends: now just one member Shawn Rosenblatt. Awesome new material, guitar scales sound vaguely Asian. He was once such a sweet, sentimental pop act, the new stuff is darker but highly enjoyable.
Freddie Fingas played a face melting set early in the day including “the star spangled Banner”
Radioactivists are super amazing! Delightful pop rock with a very talented lead guitarist named Dhani. He doesn’t play like a teenage kid, he plays like an experienced old blues guy. Eli their bass player sang two songs he had written, both were impassioned and fantastic!
It was truly inspiring to see young musicians playing so well! I thoroughly enjoyed them. They are playing again (and for the last time? as members are leaving to college) on July 20 at College Coffee house, and then as a three piece at the fair Friday August 10 at noon.
Here are drawings I made last summer of Kirtan Choir. It was fun to open for them and they played a very cool set of improvisational music inspired by classical music and experimental styles. Below are drawings of Ba’cuntry Bruthers, one of my favorite bands of all time, and the subject of many a drawing by me. They don’t play often enough, but last week Fairbanks got two wonderful shows in Ester at the Malemute Saloon and Ivory Jacks.
This weekend is AYP so I”ll be posting many more new drawings, also my friends Feeding Frenzy are going on tour with Netherfriends all over Alaska. They play the Pub Friday with Work, and The Marlin on Saturday. Also I just booked Lenka Dusilova (August 3) and Broombox (august 12) for the fair. Busy weeks coming up, lots more drawings on the way.
Chris’ mural is finally up! I got to help paint it and it was fun. While I was filing in greens and reds I remember thinking, why am i 29 years old and this is the first time I have worked on a mural?
Thanks so much to Chris Green for hosting this wonderful day in appreciation of comics, and for Brady and Rebecca File for bringing up Jeffrey Lewis. I have been a fan since I heard his album “the last time I did acid I went insane and other Favorites” back in 2001. I played his songs on KSUA while I was a DJ there. It was so nice of them to feel I was an appropriate opener. I played two “Damn you Damn you Damn you,” “Sometimes it all reminds you of a story” and “Dancing in the street” as well as old favorites “anthropic principle lullaby” “Homonculus Reductio Ad Absurdum” and Ileah even requested “William H Macy.” It was nice to get a request, though I hadn’t done that song in five or six years, I tried to remember it; I did an a cappella version and forgot the ending. Ah well.
I enjoyed Jeff’s set immensely and he played my request: “Broken Broken Heart.” In that song there is a line “thank you pain for teaching me, thanks but its been more than enough.” This line reminds me that every aspect of humanity/psychology is there for an evolutionary reason, those who felt what we know of as heartbreak” had an evolutionary advantage over those who didn’t. The concept is kinda buddhist, and just one of many amazingly clever lines in Jeff’s songs. He also played an old favorite “Back When I was Four.” He even played a song from his first album and nailed it, “The last time I did acid I went Insane,” with a very weird poem at the end, long and rambling , psychedelic and strange recited by his brother and him in unison. It was nice to hear “Seattle” and these other old tunes. Sometimes touring musicians don’t play songs from their early career, wanting only to promote the new material. He played one Crass song as a request “punk is dead” and one that was maybe by Jack Lewis (I assumed as he sang the lead) about a band of teenagers on tour getting into fights, drinking too much and trashing hotel rooms.

I found it especially inspirational to see pages of his notebooks that included Rom, robot knight. The character has been an obsession for Jeffrey, and he has traditionally started each notebook over the years with a drawing of him. He redrew pages of Watchmen with Rom replacing characters and also pages of Daniel Clowes “Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron.” Sometimes Jeff and Rom were teammates, other times mortal enemies, with Jeff blaming Rom for his comics addiction, and cursing him to a life of loneliness. Jeff is seen throwing the robot knight out of a helicopter, and as he falls he shouts “Jesus Fucking Christ!”
Jeff and I also discussed some aspects of the phenomenon of traveling book presenting. He commented that there was a certain justice in traveling with books, as they inevitably get damaged and this forces the performer to continually create new material. It was great to get to see him play in my home town.
For more info on Jeff Lewis, thejeffreylewissite.com
For more info on WallofBalloons and Chris Green http://www.wallofballoons.com/boglog/
On sunday I got to catch “The Glass Bead Game” a band that played in Fairbanks at the Howling Dog back in 1972 and 1973. Riff Rafson plays bass, he and I would talk music and economics back when I was friends with his daughter. Pat Fitzgerald plays drums, and he was the sound engineer for the first and third Paper Scissors albums. Bill Black was playing Harmonica and he was my 2nd grade teacher. He always just nods at me and politely says hello, even if he’s in the audience to one of my weird shows at CCH.

Glass Bead game were a very fun 9 piece band playing blues and 70s covers. Their horn section really was the icing on the cake, with harmonica, and two flute players, Al green on sax would sometimes play two trumpets, providing a delightful chorus effect, or would play a midi synthesizer breath controller. It was pure prog! Phil on keyboards always added something pleasant to the song, but I’m a sucker for blues piano and b3 organs. Donna on flutes sounded amazing, etherial, psychedelic and joyful. Props to Josh Bennet doing sound for mixing all those instruments live into something coherent.
http://www.srsalaska.com/srs/Home.html
For more info on Glass Bead Game:
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